“I’ll Do It After The Strike…”

I’ve been a member of SAG since 1979 and have witnessed several big strikes since then.

And after all this time, I can tell you the one mistake we performers constantly make (and will continue to make) during a strike;

We treat it like a vacation.

Which it isn’t.

It’s an opportunity.

It’s a chance to go to the gym more.

It’s a chance for us to get in that dance class, voice class, acting class and improve our skills.

It’s a chance to READ more and become more literate.

It’s a chance to volunteer in something meaningful instead of waiting for the union to set up a Blood Drive.

Write a letter to the editor.

Meditate in an open field — even when it’s raining.

Do something instead of nothing.

Or do nothing.

But don’t blame the writer’s strike for it!

Our Demo Tracks…

Every gig we do is a learning experience.

And if it’s not, then we’re not paying enough attention to what we’re doing.

That’s why, when my students/clients/pals record these vocal samples, I only give them three takes straight through the track to deliver.

My reasoning is thus:

1) With digital recording, three complete vocal takes should give me plenty of material to “comp” the vocals, which means that I simply take the best phrases — sometimes, even, the best word — and put them all together in a single vocal take. If there are too many takes to choose from, or if we start “punching in” single words, etc., the performance gets lost because we are seeking perfection over performance. I’ll always take performance first because it’s real and real humans are seldom perfect;

2) With three full takes on one song, the singer has to “go for the gold” each time. It’s a good practice to get in to. The singer is pushed to get to what that song means pretty quickly. No “warming up” for five or six takes and then expecting magic. Music producers come in all shapes and sizes with different demands and a singer has to be prepared for a session that could last fifteen minutes or five hours. If a singer goes for the gold on each take, giving it his or her all each time, then a producer is less inclined to throw out entire takes and ask for another one while also respecting that the singer is there delivering a high quality, fully energized product (the vocal line) in as efficient a manner as possible (studio time costs money — be a hero, not a diva).

Finally, digital pitch correction.

I don’t use it. The demos you hear are demos. Some major artists now touring are using pitch correction software in their live shows.

We don’t call that art. We call that “cashin’ checks”!

Featured Singer: Amy Langer Schwartz

A few years back, Amy Langer Schwartz did a national tour of “A Chorus Line” where she sang the 11th hour standard “What I Did For Love.”

Only thing is, on that tour, Amy had no confidence in her voice, no real vocal technique, and, to top it off, she used to ask the sound guys to turn down her microphone whenever she hit the high notes.

That’s what I love about our featured singer Amy Langer Schwartz. She is brutally honest, tremendously dedicated, funny, engaging, phenomenally talented and to top it off, she’s now a bona fide belter, baby!

Click on the little widget above to hear what I’m talking about.

Amy Langer Schwartz.

Even her name sounds like a trustworthy product.

V.O.: “Amy Langer Schwartz…a ton o’ talent in a tiny package…available now at finer theatres everywhere.”

Happy New Year! (Uh, Time To Get In Shape…)

I just turned 50 the other day. Nathalie insisted that I go to the doctor because when you turn 50 that’s the first thing you’re supposed to do.

So I went to my old, fat doctor who told me I need to lose 36 lbs., whereupon, with his expert analysis, I, too, suddenly became old and fat. Ah, the magic of modern medicine..

Of course, that BMI (Body Mass Index) chart he brought out was all lies. I haven’t weighed 189 since I started gaining weight after playing Danny Zuko in 1982. Plus, I’m sure the doctor’s scale was all messed up and they weighed me with my shoes on, and you know, all that accounts for at least an extra 10, 12 lbs. right there.

So, by rights, I should only have to lose about ten or 15 lbs.

But that doesn’t get me “in shape,” does it?

I mean, if I lost ten or 15 lbs., I still wouldn’t be running any marathons anytime soon would I?

Maybe a potato sack race, but that’s a BIG maybe.

I think the point is; to have a longer, happier life with my friends, family, and students, I need to get in shape and stay in shape.

Same thing applies to singers and voices.

So, this year, let’s all get in shape and, fer Pete’s sake, let’s stay in shape.

Might as well.

2008 is going to be a huge year for us all!

Hydrate, Spray, Hydrate, Spray, Pee, Hydrate, Spray

For a singer, the only solution for nerves (and the resultant disease, “cotton mouth”) is a humble little thing called “acceptance.”

Nerves are nerves. We get anxious or we overthink something and, “wheee!,” there they are.

No amount of water from the fountain, a cooler or 10-gallon plastic bottle is going wet your whistle enough to overcome a case of nerves before that callback, meeting with the director or producer, or life-changing performance opportunity.

Truly, the best way to deal with nerves is not to focus on them at all. Don’t expend good energy on trying to suppress something very normal. Accept nerves as part of your current condition.

Yeah, some singers go nutty with their water and throat sprays, lozenges, etc., because –at that point/by that time — it’s too late for them to treat the cause and they are now stuck treating the symptom.

How to avoid the cause?

Train your body to lead your voice, not your voice to lead your body.

Train athletically, incorporating your body into your voice, not just leaving your vocal cords to do all the heavy lifting.

Don’t think against yourself. Circumvent the mind by first training your spirit into your singing. The use of energy is crucial, whether you want to conquer a stage or a stadium.

Train body, spirit, voice in that order and the mind won’t be able to play the naughty tricks we like to play on ourselves.

Like talking ourselves out of our passion for singing, bringing up old wounds, rejections, resentments, criticism, childhood traumas… ferget ’em!

As in a 100 meter dash, when we train our voices athletically, nerves disappear at the sound of the starting pistol (or at the bell tone of our audition song). There can be no nerves, nor any awareness of nerves, when we are only focused on winning the race.

Joe DiPietro, You Bastard!!

Actually, Joe isn’t a bastard at all — far from it.

I just thought that would be a catchy title for a post.

In truth, Joe is an amazing writer, terrifically funny, human and humane, a soft-spoken sports book of knowledge and an all-round very decent kind of fella.

Along with Jimmy Roberts, Joe wrote “I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change.” A catchy title in and of itself and also a musical that will probably run Off Broadway until the year 2525.

Maybe longer.

Joe also wrote, along with Jimmy Roberts, the Off-Broadway musical “The Thing About Men,” which was called “Men” when it made its world premiere at Tim and Buck Busfield’s B Street Theatre in Sacramento several years ago. I had the great fortune to play the lead character, Tom Ambrose — a role I still believe is one of the great men’s roles in American musicals.

Seriously.

Tom Ambrose gets to sing and ride a bike, wear a gorilla mask, boxing gloves and a robe, play the ukelele, scheme, scream and plot and ultimately twist the audience into a direction they didn’t expect. And he makes people laugh the entire time.

The run was sold out and we got standing ovations every night. True.

I hate having to give a standing ovation, but I sure don’t mind getting one.

Just call me “The Happy Hypocrite.”

Anyway, Joe is a chronic re-writer and a massive “cutter.” He would apologize profusely at giving me rewrites, new pages, new dialogue to learn during the week of opening (and a couple shows after that) — but I was glad to do it because a) Joe is an inspiration and b) He was making the show better. Nothin’ wrong with making a show better.

So where was I going with this?

Oh yeah. I had to turn down the East Coast run of “Men” because my daughter Julia Rose had just been born and it’s very difficult feeding a family on $15 a day while performing in small houses in New Jersey and Florida. And, in the interest of full disclosure, I was told I was the second choice for the East Coast tour because a super talented Broadway actor suddenly couldn’t get out of his contract to do Joe and Jimmy’s show. So, it was, “Uh, Bill, can you leave L.A. in three days and come rehearse with us?” In truth, that didn’t bum me out, that was just business, but I still had to turn it down.

Nathalie and I sent Joe a birth announcement. Jimmy, too.

Flash forward seven years.

Julia Rose has turned seven.

Joe has written at least a play a week and a musical a month including the open and closed (sadly enough) Broadway Elvis musical “All Shook Up.”

And now the regional theatres are getting ahold of the rights and this breakdown just came out:

Breakdown for
ALL SHOOK UP (Combined EPA/ECC Singers)
Musical Theatre
WestLong Beach, CA
LOA ref WCLO

NATALIE HALLER (20’s- 30): a mechanic. A small town girl who dreams of more. Lusts after Chad. Dresses up as ‘Ed’ to get closer. LEAD

CHAD (25-35): a great-lookin’, motorcycling, guitar-playing, leather-jacketed roustabout. The “Elvis” character. LEAD

JIM HALLER (mid 40’s-50’s): Natalie’s widowed father. Middle-aged and messy, he still
longs for his wife. SUPPORTING

Last part of the story…

Yes, my wife Nathalie is 20 years younger.

We’ll be turning 80 together this November/December.

You’re invited.

Especially you, Joe DiPietro!

(and even if all of this is a super strange coincidence, I’m still gonna stick to my story!)

Stillness Pt. 2

Stillness shouldn’t be confused with “low energy.”

Having low energy is like driving your car around with the gas tank needle almost on “E.” You may or may not have gotten to your destination, but — guess what? — the trip was pretty stressful too…

Isn’t it amazing how many different ways we can find to take the fun out of performing?

What we really want to do is align our sense of stillness with the focus needed by an Olympic gymnast or weightlifter just prior to competing.

Focus and stillness are required for Olympic tasks. There is a job ahead. Now is the time to pull it all together and do something incredibly special.

In individual sports like gymnastics, weightlifting and singing, wasted motion is inefficient and unsustainable. Wasted motion can also lead to injury.

So, even in a vocal warm-up, moving our heads up and down on every note, flailing our hands and arms about, standing on our toes to hit the high notes, tweaking our heads to the left or right to do something or other; all serve to diffuse our focus of our human, living instrument.

For the athlete/singer it begins internally. To be world class, to gain that gold medal; body, mind and spirit must pull together to perform as a single unit.

If any of those three elements are absent, the best we can hope for is second place.

And whether we’re auditioning for musical theatre or doing eight shows a week on Broadway, second place ain’t it….!

Stillness

We’re at a musical of some sort or other.

It’s the “Eleventh Hour” song.

Someone is going to sing something very important.

Some character is going to turn it around for themselves, finally coming to the realization that their approach to life, a relationship or an ideal was fatally flawed and now is the time to make a change.

This a pivotal moment.

Someone is going to “put together the pieces” right before our very eyes.

Watch.

And learn “stillness.”

Featured Singer: Julie Johnson

This is Julie’s first recording (click widget below). We did it a couple weeks ago as a vocal sample for an audition. She did a really good job. The work speaks for itself.
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QUICK JULIE FOLLOW-UP OCT. 1
Julie got such positive response from both coasts (including an NY agent) that we’re prepping the second half of the demo song (which is even more of an ass kicker…!).
QUICK JULIE FOLLOW-UP OCT. 25
As soon as the World Series is over, Julie’s episode of Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares will air on Fox on Wednesday. She plays a waitress — well, that’s her job in real life…and it’s a reality show, but people are cursing and fighting on it all the time. It’s very watchable. We’re addicted.

Does The Song Sing The Singer Or The Singer Sing The Song?

Interesting thing about learning how to sing and making it big and loud and round and warm and high and low and gorgeous and all…is, once we finally acheive that vocal apex, we have a tendency to forget what thrilled us about singing in the first place which, uh, “used to be” that direct, electrical and emotional connection between ourselves and our audience.

It was almost better when we didn’t know what we were doing, right?

Now we’re so good, we thrill ourselves every time we open our collective mouth.

We basically sing love songs to ourselves.

After all of our vocal working out, we now believe that a perfect voice is the perfect choice.

It’s not.

Someone may have a chiseled body defined by years of lifting weights and exercise, but if all they ever do is just stand there pointing out how great their lats, pecs, quads, etc. are, it gets pretty damn dull pretty quick, doesn’t it?

So why do we do that same thing as singers?

How many cabarets do we have to sit through with singers affecting emotion through vocal hi-jinks?

How about those musical theatre “actors” who stomp and knit their brow or scrunch up their face to show emotion?

(Yawn.)

We are singers. We sing the songs.

We can’t let the songs sing us.

If we “fake it,” all of us end up in Performance Hell where it’s more important to remember all the words and hit all the high notes. Fun, huh? The real drama on stage ends up being the game of catch-up we play with ourselves.

Not fun. Not dangerous enough.

Definitely not an artistic experience.

A live performance has to be electric.

Every time.

A live performer has to be present.

Consistently.

And a song is an ongoing journey that a singer takes the audience on.

Step by step by step.

Otherwise, the song sings the singer.

And we can’t have that, can we?

So what should we do?

1) Have fundamental, great technique;

2) Know our material upside down, inside out, backwards and forwards, fast, slow and in a foreign language if need be;

3) Get on stage, forget about 1 and 2 and focus on who you’re singing to and why you need to sing to them. Create the question, create the debate, make it a conversation and let it fly.